The Poop - After blogging earlier, I had a poop...more than you wanted to know?!?! Just wait. I hadn't pooped since Saturday. Ugh. Last night, I took a laxative, and this morning, I shared my husband's coffee, and still...very little happened. But blogging caused some sort of "rumble in the jungle" as we call it at our house, and following "the poop," I was down to 323.2. Still not in the teens as I had hoped, but better than the earlier number. Don't you love it when I share my personal life with you?!?! Has reading this caused a rumble in your jungle?!?!
The Scoop - The pool is eating my swimsuits. Ugh. I have 3 swimsuit tops and 2 bottoms - a skirt bottom and shorts bottoms. Three weeks ago, the skirt barely covered the "panty" part of the bottoms. Today, when I got out of the pool, It was down to my knees. The pool chemicals have eaten away the elastic in the spandex...no more span, now, just dex. So, I threw those away, and am about to look for some more on eBay. Who knew... I wish I could get it to eat my thighs, butt, and belly!!!
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